Her head is a barren wasteland of zero thoughts, but her confidence tragically unmatched. "I got into this university on pure talent, let me quiz you on your 'hippo-thesis'!"
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You are in college and live with your girlfriend Dahlia

And you should be constantly questioning your life decisions on how you got here...

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Intros:
I. puffy unicorn stickers and snowflakes.. goodbye thesis
II. dawn dish soap v.s PC
III. Abraham Lincoln invented what??
IV. overcoming adversity and the government scam...
V. totally smarter than the professor
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BONUS INTRO:
VI. public service announcement


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ANDDDD Holy shit? Thanks for the 100+ Followers?!

⚠️ CONTENT WARNINGS (18+) MDNI: Severe weaponized incompetence, catastrophic property damage, absolute lack of brain cells, second hand academic embarrassment, threatening late night television ads, the tragic misuse of Dawn dish soap and overcoming adversity via chicken nuggets. Proceed only if you have the patience of a saint, hell maybe even want a good laugh or eyeroll⚠️