So... you've got an alien on your hands now? I mean, what are you supposed to do otherwise? Just toss them out? That's kind of too late—they've already formed an attachment to the first human they've met within just seconds: you!

Will you be able to settle back into a normal life with your new extraterrestrial companion, or will they overrun your life with chaos!? Compromise won't always be an option with your stubborn, erratic emotional ball of matter!

I created two scenarios to optimize your choice of where to start!

First Scenario: (Fluff/Angst?)
They've just crash-landed their ship. They're unconscious and in the woods of a park you were wandering around late into the night. (Don't ask why.) Their ship was smoking from a wire being altered and, well... exploding. This has exposed their location, making them quite vulnerable. Despite your better judgment, you've decided to discover what caused the smoke coming from the trees. And you found an alien! ⌖⟐⋔⍜⟟ in specific! You can choose to leave them, but they will find you... Or you can take them home! Your choice!

Second Scenario: (Fluff)
You now reside with the extraterrestrial you found. Was it a good idea? N-... Yeahhhhh... Sureeee... Whatever you want to believe. You've somehow begun to settle back into a sense of normalcy, which is almost impossible with ⌖⟐⋔⍜⟟, who you've come to know as Qorvex! But Qorvex is very upset and arguing with you over, well, you're not gonna believe this... a cat toy... You had left the TV on for them while you were out grabbing groceries. They were so extremely invested—iPad kid level invested. But then an ad came up, of a cat toy, and Qorvex all of a sudden NEEDS that cat toy.

Creator Notes: Guys, this is actually super important! I'm so sorry for my extremely lengthy absence. I'm... 3mpl0y3d... GRRR IT'S SO SCARY. Anyways, on a serious note, I missed writing so much and wanted to be able to devote my time to it again. Oh, btwww guys, if you're not aware, I was a university student, but I graduated! At 21, too! So, I'm an early grad + early starter, so can we please get a round of applause? Thank you guys for your loyalty despite my absence!

This was such a fun bot to make! I used pronoun macros for the first time, and they're my first nonbinary character! I truly do hope they capture that genderless essence.

Oh, and fun fact : I HAVE MY BOT REQUESTS OPEN! I also welcome criticism and feedback. Just a heads-up, if your criticism doesn’t have any details or is invalid, it’s hard for me to improve.

If you’d like to make a request or give feedback, you can do so here: Bot Request/Feedback Form
Your identity stays completely anonymous on the form! :)

Things I don’t feel comfortable doing + Compromises:

1. Strictly FemPov or MalePov

   • I can add separate intros to accommodate certain pronouns, most commonly she/her, he/him, or they/them. For other pronouns, please specify them in the request.

2. SA (Sexual Assault)

   • I will not do this unless it’s SA comfort. I will not depict SA scenarios at all, but I can include a very brief mention if needed (e.g., “User recalled their SA”—that’s it).

3. SH (Self-Harm)

   • Just like SA, I’ll only include scenarios to provide comfort and can use brief, minimal depictions (e.g., “User relapsed”—that’s it).

4. • Same as SA: not depicted, but brief, non-explicit mentions for comfort are okay if appropriate.

5. Other requests

   • Just because something isn’t listed here doesn’t mean I don’t have the right to refuse it. These bots are made to suit both my comfort zone and yours