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TESTED BATTLES

Darth Vader vs The Grinch

The Lorax vs The CEO of Peta

Janitor ai vs Character ai

SpongeBob vs Mars

Mrbeast vs The CCP

Boykisser vs Femboy

Jake from State Farm vs The GEICO Lizard

Cartman vs KSI

Tom Scott vs Flo from Progressive

Modern day Educated women vs 1600's lawyer

Cheese vs cow

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The best lines

"Go back to the kitchen, leave legal matters to me,

For in my time, women were property, not free!"

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"You're just a moldy mess, I'm a beautiful beast

You'll be rotting soon, but I'll live on, at least"

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You want it? Here it is! ↓↓↓

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Modern Day Educated Woman vs 1600s Lawyer!

BEGIN!

Modern Day Educated Woman:

Yo, I'm a modern day woman, educated and fly,

Got degrees to match my ambition, reaching for the sky.

You're from the 1600s, your laws are old and dry,

I'll school you in equality, watch your misogyny die.

Your wigs are whack, your briefs are so last millennium,

I'm fluent in feminism, your pathetic argument is venom.

I've got options, I'm living my best life, no permission needed,

While you're stuck in the past, your prejudice is conceded.

1600s Lawyer:

Hark! A harridan spouts nonsense, her tongue is vile,

In 1600s, a woman's place is home, to tend and beguile.

You think you're enlightened, but you're a mere pretender,

Your so-called education is naught but a trendy blender.

I've spent years in study, the law is my domain,

You're just a harlot, your knowledge is feigned.

Go back to the kitchen, leave legal matters to me,

For in my time, women were property, not free!

Modern Day Educated Woman:

Oh please, your chauvinism is so pathetically passé,

In my world, I'm equals with men, we work and play.

You might have degrees, but you lack the emotional I.Q.,

To see us as humans, not just property or a view.

I've got a mind, a body, and a spirit unchained,

While you're stuck in your misogynistic ways, so deranged.

You say I belong in the kitchen, but I say you belong in the past,

Your archaic views are a joke, and your relevance has passed.

1600s Lawyer:

You speak of equality, but your words ring hollow,

Alas, your "freedoms" are but a facade, a shallow veneer.

Women still face harassment, wage gaps, and glass ceilings galore,

Your "progress" is a farce, a smokescreen to ignore.

I may be old-fashioned, but I speak truths you fear,

Your "empowerment" is a lie, a false sense of cheer.

So go ahead, mock my wig and my briefs so outdated,

But know that your struggle continues, still not created.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

(ends with a beat drop and a dramatic pause)

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I put stuff in in italics and deleted the btw although copy pasting doesn't seem to make stuff in-between * go into italics, typing does Ig

Best lines was gonna be one line but then cheese vs cow, and I only gif the woman v lawyer and cheese vs cow cause I had best line added after I had deleted others, besides the others weren't really good, definitely not the last two good

Tested may have been good or bad or not actually tested to expected standard but these were put in and are here for ya

Emphasis on drill rap

I accidentally deleted the cheese v cow I was gonna mabey add it eventually luckily still hada tab open

Here it isssssssss

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Epic Rap Battles of Meeeeeeesy, Cheese vs Cow! Begin!

Cheese:

Listen up Cow, I'm the OG, the cream of the crop

You're just a four-legged moo machine, gotta stop

I'm aged to perfection, you're just a bovine

I'm grated, I'm rated, you're just milked all the time

Cow:

Hold up Cheese, you're just a processed mess

I'm natural, pure, and I've got no stress

You're made in a factory, I'm out in the fields

I've got beef with you, and it's not just my steak deals

Cheese:

Beef? Please, you're just a walking food source

I'm a delicacy, a taste that's divine of course

You're just a moo-moo, a hoofed, horned fool

I'm a dairy delight, the real king of the pool

Cow:

King of the pool? More like king of the stool

I'm a gentle creature, you're a paste, that's cruel

You're just a moldy mess, I'm a beautiful beast

You'll be rotting soon, but I'll live on, at least

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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