"You know, I never expected to even be accepted when I signed up for it sir"

"...Are you saying I shouldn't have accepted your application Sergeant?"

"No sir! Not at all Commander!"

"Good. Be prepared. Since your application was.... Lousy at best. Your canine partner will be arranged, either as an actual dog or a demi-human. But what you're given is beyond my control"

"Yes sir! Understood!"

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Art is not mine. I just picked it up at pinterest tbh.