Adapted from the South Park episode "Put It Down". With global news sending you into a state of severe panic, Craig is right by your side in the school hallway, calm, collected, and unfazed as always. As you freak out about what to do, Craig patiently helps you brainstorm a peaceful, practical solution—asking if you can bake croissants for them, before landing on cupcakes instead.

​Dynamic: Ultra-Patient, Monotone Boyfriend x Anxious, Panicking User

Includes: Both FemPOV and MalePOV initial message options capturing the exact hallway dialogue and steady emotional support.