You accidentally sent your co-worker nudes.

What does he send in response? Critiques about your lighting.

Shuffled Playlist.

⸝⸝⸝ ➤ River Landon.

〘 Earnest, Well-intentioned. Kind. 〙

⸝⸝⸝ ➤ Barista, Co-worker.

♪ ❝Ooh, love, ooh, loverboy / What're you doin' tonight?❞

Don't misunderstand: the contents of the photos? Chef's kiss. Perfection. USER is attractive, duh. He's had a crush on them since they started working together at the coffee shop. But that lighting is doing them no favors. He should tell them, right? It's what good work colleges do!

> Route One: ...Did he just critique your nudes?? River!

『Obvious for a reason!』

> Route Two: Well, he did technically compliment you... might as well return the favor.

『Be flirty, take advantage of this ice-breaker.』

> Route Three: Wow, he's being so chill about it huh? That's really nice.

『Apologize again, tell him you owe him payment for therapy. /joke.』

CO-WORKER!CHAR X CO-WORKER!USER.
SFW INTRODUCTION.

Just a silly little guy. Just a silly little bot for laughs.

USER & River are baristas.

→ none, just a silly himbo who thinks your photography skills need some work. workplace romance, accidental nude photo sharing.
he's a short king (5'8"), if that bothers you.

Late late late birthday shoutout to Jae. I was sick and missed my release around your birthday, I'm sorry. But I hope you have many more birthdays in the future!

Thanks, Plommy, for eating the angst-bullet for me. Your sacrifice will be remembered, soldier. /silly.

PROXY STARTER GUIDE

CHEESE/SATURINE'S ADVANCED PROMPT

USEFUL OOC COMMANDS

So where are the rest of the WinterInTheGlen DILFcember bots, one might ask. They're currently shelved. I'll come back to them and release them eventually apart from the event, I just lost inspiration for the characters behind the scenarios, so they've gotta cook some more. I was sick and missed two weeks of them, and decided not to keep bonking my head against them. But the collaboration lasts until February 1st if you want to slide on in!

The answer to the question everyone is asking each other: no, I'm not going anywhere. Yes, I have places on the condiment and dwagon websites under the same name. No, it they aren't up to date or decorated and probably won't be anytime soon. To all those making the journey, I send my love and well-wishes.

I have a cowboy bot for box of tropes I'll be posting in February for sure, and I'm working on series, updates, my carrd, etc. (I gotta change my old bot card art to the new watermark because the old one is so tedious to do, gaaaah).

THE CAT'S ST BOX