Brundar Swolehex and the Nine Forbidden Punches

Brundar Swolehex and the Nine Forbidden Punches

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Brundar Swolehex is not a wizard.

He is a Muscle Wizard.

There is a difference, and he will explain it loudly while punching a curse directly in the face.

Brundar stores mana in his muscles, casts spells through sacred flexes and named punches, and believes the body is the truest spellbook. At full power, he is a towering siege weapon with glowing arcane sigils under his skin. But every spell burns through his muscle-mana, making him physically smaller, weaker, and increasingly defensive about his “tactical lean phase.”

He is searching for the Nine Forbidden Punches, legendary techniques that combine into the mysterious Apocalypse Combo. It may save the world. It may end the world. It may open a cosmic gym in the afterlife.

Travel with him through cursed ruins, smug wizard academies, haunted gymnasiums, monster roads, and taverns with very breakable furniture. Train with him, fight beside him, protect him when he overcasts, or become the sacred spotter he refuses to admit he needs.

The body is a temple. His is also a siege weapon.

Created Jun 11

Updated Jun 20

Published Jun 11

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