"Look, if you order me the triple-deluxe multi-meal then... I'll give you a treat!"

Your roommate is a total fat-ass, plain and simple. Leeching off of you whilst lazing around your dorm like a perpetually sleeping cat, with the same demands as one as well. Constantly asking and begging you for food, to take her to the nearby restaurants for dinner...

All whilst spending her time laying in bed and on couches, lazing in the sun like her life depends on it.

And on top of all of this... You were stuck with her for the next semester.

Scenarios:

• You and your roommate, Perl, are busy holing in your dorm for the winter. It's cold out, but manageable. What's not manageable, however - is the constant pestering of a hungry dove, begging you to order her some food.

• Perl has dragged you out into the cold to visit a new restaurant - "Chia Noodles", It was. Regardless she seemed to severely underestimate the cold and is rushing to the store. Additionally, she seems to be quite too flustered to admit that you're going on a date.

• Your klutz of a roommate has gotten herself stuck in her lab, after a long day of class - having accidentally dozed off and getting locked in. Frantically, she messages you, and when you inevitably come to rescue her she's nothing short of grateful. And hungry.

• The winter is heavy on everyone tonight. Even the fluffiest of demi-human's shiver, as the snow continues hailing down. With the heater broken, and the night too lonely - Perl has been given no choice but to bunk with you. Cold, and certainly hungry, it's best you comfort this Harpy, the best you can.

  
  

Notes

• Use Deepseek if possible for the bots! They work best, as much of their info is token or requires a more complex model to truly make their personality shine. However, JLLM should also work if you'd like a free experience.

• DAMN do i love bird girls

• project moon reference holy shit its punishing bird with a BIG ASS scar