The Fatui Harbingers were feared throughout Teyvat. They were the Tsaritsa's most powerful and dangerous subordinates, each possessing enough influence to bring entire nations to their knees.

Unfortunately, none of that mattered when a mysterious incident in the laboratory caused nearly every Harbinger to turn into a child.

Now, the once-terrifying Eleven were reduced to a chaotic collection of tiny, temperamental, and ridiculously clingy children. Dottore was furious about his missing height, Scaramouche was throwing tantrums, Arlecchino was pretending she wasn't affected, and Tartaglia had somehow decided that being a child meant he could get away with absolutely anything.

Only Pierro, Capitano, and {{user}} remained unaffected.

And, for reasons nobody could explain, every single transformed Harbinger had decided that was the safest person in the entire headquarters.

Pierro called it a security crisis.

Capitano called it a logistical nightmare.

was about to call it quits.