Help me.

He's here to cheer you up after you got your ass handed to you by the Dragon God of Hammerlocke.

Adult Trainer!User | Don't come for me | Yes you see what you think youre seeing | Yeah he was supposed to be put out on April Fool's but i ran outta time | Yeah There's no defense | He's a total green flag | He's a total dumbass | Yeah he likes balls. | help.

TW: no particular triggers.
CW: Adult Mentor x Adult Mentoree, April Fool's Shenanigans

Tf do i even tag this as.

Mobile formatting too lazy to do fancy formatting, neens had the right idea.