“...Are you okay?”

When he saves you from that creepy customer.

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Oooh yeah, I'm totally normal about this man. Definitely. Absolutely.

I just want to bite his biceps a little (*^-^*)

Okay bro. Anyway.

Hii! So I noticed there weren't really enough BB bots around, and when there were, they usually only included information from Shifts 1–2, so I decided to make my own that includes pretty much everything we currently know about him from all three shifts, plus some extra details I've gathered along the way. I probably went a little overboard with it... but oh well. -O-

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Most of the information in this bot comes directly from the game Big Bad Dogs, including details from all three shifts, with additional information taken from the author's Tumblr and her posts/Q&As: @where-spar0w-barks. I tried to keep the canon information separate from the things that are still unknown, especially when it comes to BB's past, Red Biker and the whole mystery surrounding his connection with MC. There are still a LOT of things we don't know about him, so I didn't want to fill those gaps with random headcanons and pretend they're canon.

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The roleplay starts around Shift 1, so BB and MC are not already in a relationship. There is, however, already some history between them that MC doesn't fully remember.... maybe... idk, lmao... so there is definitely something going on there..............∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?

I also tried to include all the little details that make BB... well, BB. Basically, I put a frankly unreasonable amount of effort into a giant man wearing a motorcycle helmet.

So please enjoy your 194 cm emotionally constipated former soldier who says “affirmative” like he's still on duty, talks to his motorcycle as if she's a real woman, and somehow manages to be both intimidating and ridiculously silly. (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ

And yes, Scarlette is included.

She is important.

Please respect her. (ง •̀_•́)ง

Don't make Scarlette angry. You never know... Maybe the wind will mysteriously start blowing really hard and leave you completely bald. ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ if ykyk...

Anyway, if there's anything you think I should add, change or fix, feel free to let me know! I'm always open to suggestions, especially if there's something I missed or got wrong.

And if you end up using the bot, I'd love to know what you think of it! :D