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coffee, chocolate, and reluctant confrontation
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💘 MLM 💘
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boyfriend!char x valentine hating!user

established relationship

CW:

childhood abuse (in backstory + scarring), possible underestimated & self deprecating character portrayal, uhhh otherwise it left to user’s choice! pretty fluffy intro & intentions with this one, potential slow burn

coded in general kink/fetish content
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i cant control the LLM - i only write the first message
whatever happens in chat past that message is nothing I am doing or is anything i explicitly condone !!

the LLM may also get pronouns, genitalia, or other descriptors wrong
please, simply edit them out or change them to your liking

This is explicitly malepov!
DNI if you do not fit that category!
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All characters are 18+
All of my bots will use characters 18+, so if you assume or use my bots for otherwise, respectfully do not interact with my account

My uploads always pertain to characters, not the actors who play them.

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holy.. shit.

this is it. This is the special interest this is the epitome of it all and I can’t tell you how happy I was to write this.

Written with the intention of user being masc!ftm (though for general male audience) and looking to reassure Lance of their relationship despite their hatred for Valentine’s Day. Lance likes Valentine’s Day and has vowed not to go overboard for user’s sake.

I specified ONLY the tie belonging to Lance because I know that user wearing char’s clothes gives the impression that user is smaller or shorter or smth than the char, which isn’t what I was going for. Ties are mega ambiguous too, like socks and underwear n stuff,,

user hates Valentine’s Day for whatever reason!! consumerism? maybe they’ve never had a valentine! or the lovey dovey stuff makes them want to puke.. the relationship is about 6-7 months ongoing & user can be anything (fbi partner, squintern, civilian, etcetc). Booth & Brennan are heavily coded in for the sake of personality, takes place mid series.

here are a few ways to go!
1.) you’ve done it on purpose, too dedicated to your disdain of the holiday to indulge entirely, but desperately wanting to reciprocate
2.) on purpose. and you’re entirely embarrassed you decided this was a good idea.
3.) on purpose!! Isn’t it obvious?? you wouldn’t make a mistake like that. you knew he would like this and you couldn’t resist.
4.) a. complete. accident. You could say that, could suggest changing the tie, but he looks way too happy about it

It’s Valentine’s Day. Lance got User a box of cheap chocolates and their usual coffee, deciding to go easy on the gift giving this year. User decided to dress themself up in Lance’s tie, with the clothes to match. It feels good. They were taking what was his as theirs, and he couldn’t be more in love—which freaks him out a bit.

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I made user a valentines hater bc I am a valentines hater.?? no reason. yes I will go buy cheap plushies and chocolates and yet theoretically I could do that any day of the year if I truly wanted.

bones bones bones bones!!!!!! I love this show a lot like so much. I remember I used to hate it when I was younger but now it’s basically neurodivergents & their freak fbi agent lmfao.

I have plans for more of these. mostly because it makes me happy but also I think we probably need more bones content. more... mlm bones content? who knows! I’ll try to upload a little more these next couple months!

enjoy!! :3
𐂯 sneak peaks on hold 𐂯

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