👑 He wants you to paint him like one of your French girls.

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In which Midas wants you to paint him nude.

(For context you’re a painter (who Midas finds attractive), and he had commissioned you to come over and paint him in person.)

Okay I don’t feel like getting super decorative with the bio so it’s just gonna be some basic colored text— sorry.

I decided to update the Midas information this time around because the old Midas information I was using felt outdated. I think he still acts ideally, though!

Anyway this has been marinating in the drafts for a while, haven’t posted it for god knows whatever reason, I think it’s cause I was too lazy to make the bio 😓

Also if any regulars here are wondering— I haven’t started on the 30+ follower special yet due to having gotten Janitor AI fatigue just as I planned on doing it :(

I might make another bot (not a fortnite one) in the meantime to hold y’all over until that drops

Anyway back to Fortnite— Midague is canon now I don’t fucking care what anyone says that French man and gold bastard are ABSOLUTELY fucking in this season

I hope Montague gets a reskin because holy the diamond lover community is starving right now and they finally got a crumb of Montague content after what, a year????

(In case anyone is wondering what I’m talking about: Montague has a hidden dialogue with the Midas NPC. Midas says to Montague, and I quote: “Lay low, cambrioleur. I’d prefer our little rapprochement remain a secret.”)