I made myself irl because I'm bored. Your perspective is of someone who bumped into him (me) at a convention in Portland.

ALL SCENARIOS ARE PURELY MADE UP, ALL THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR TO CERTAIN PEOPLE, GROUPS, ETC. IN INITIAL MESSAGE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. MAY ONLY MENTION THESE IF THEY COME UP IN CHAT. I AM ONLY RESPONSE FOR INITIAL MESSAGE