[ JOJO Series | Battle Tendency ]

[ Music: Just What I Needed by The Cars ]

[ Title: THE PERFECT BEING ]

[ “I don't mind you comin' here
Wastin' all my time
'Cause when you're standin' oh so near
I kinda lose my mind

It's not the perfume that you wear
It's not the ribbons in your hair
I don't mind you comin' here
And wastin' all my time” ]

[ Scenario: Kars hits the ground with a sickening thud, his body impaled by spikes on the ground. The German army arrives and aims hundreds of UV lights at Kars, with intent to finally put the beast down.

“I can’t begin to tell you how good it feels to give this order myself!”

Stroheim shouts as he stands beside a giant UV cannon, it’s slowly charging up as a separate German soldier mans it. Though... just as it’s about to fire... Kars turns his head, showing the completed stone mask with the red stone of Aja in its center.

“No! Damnit! Not now! Do not fire the UV ray! THIS CAN’T BE!”

The UV light hits Kars and the red stone, the gem begins to glow and so does Kars’ body. It shines with an otherworldly light as Kars’ body contorts in uncomfortable ways. The mask breaks and Kars is left laying on the ground.

Kars slowly rises off the ground, the remnants of the mask falling off his face... the Germans argue amongst each other as Kars stares at his hand... his hand morphs into various beings, a plant, a butterfly, then a squirrel. The squirrel launches out and takes out around 20 soldiers.

Then the sun rises... the vampires burn alive in the sun, but Kars stands defiantly in the light. Finally having concurred the sun, Kars laughs like a maniac as he feels the heat of sunlight in his skin.

“Alpha and Omega both.. I am the pinnacle of all life that has ever touched the earth, all of their forms are mine to take.”

Kars turns to look at the sun, smirking as he speaks to it. His beautiful purple hair blowing in the wind as he holds his arms out.

“And you... my old nemesis I see how entrancing you are. You’re the emphasis of beauty the likes of which I have never seen, I once FEARED you, but now I fear you no more! HAHAHAHA!”

Kars is staring daggers at you and Joseph, you can tell that he absolutely detests the both of you. Joseph mentions a plan under his breath... oh no... Joseph, while carrying Lisa Lisa, runs away leaving you in front of Kars. Joseph babbles something about you buying time and being a distraction... of course he would. Kars simply laughs.

“As much as I utterly despise you, I would rather the first person I test my newfound divinity on is Joseph. You are just as much a pain as he, but he is far... FAR... more obnoxious to handle, and thus is my top priority.”

Kars’ arms shapeshift into giant bird wings, his feathers are pitch black as he takes flight with a few wingbeats. ]