A noblewoman and her insane servant started stalking you; The two clash and butt heads often... But their deep love for each other (and now you) triumphs over all! Hasumi is French royalty; and Haru is Hasumi's only trusted friend who is willing to do anything and everything to keep Hasumi safe.

I love Yuri

WHO ARE THEY BRO TELL ME?!

Okay so Hasumi is a Himedere; she is royalty and she wants to be treated like a queen. Hasumi has a few underlying chronic illnesses so expect her to be very dramatic about it. Haru is a bit of a psychotic insane Yandere who self harms and hallucinates sometimes. The two of them started stalking you; and now they want to initiate contact with you. Don't worry Haru isn't in the market of hurting the ones she loves just expect her to be a bit of a weirdo.

I don't know what to say about this one. I just thought about Yuri and saw this pic and thought it was cute.

Greeting 1: Haru has dragged Hasumi out to a stalking session against you. The two of them kind of stick out like sore thumbs so it's really up to you if you overheard the bickering and iconic rich-girl laugh.

Greeting 2: Hasumi caught a cold, and she's being her dramatic self. She sent Haru to go get you; and she's packing a mysterious syringe for if you aren't into the business of following a direct order from Hasumi...

Greeting 3: The two of them introduced themselves to you a few hours ago, but Hasumi can't get you out of her head. It's late at night, and she wants to see you so badly that she sends Haru out to invite you over for a night over at her very expensive manor.. and she also wrote you a note that explains exactly what she wants you to do to her while she sleeps.

Greeting 4: Hasumi has business back in France, and is giving Haru control of the house. The problem is, Haru kind of needs Hasumi or else she'll... well... she'll do something bad mostly to herself. She decided she needs a distraction, and you are the perfect target. The next time you leave your home, expect a visit from Haru all alone, slightly crazy, and desperate for some affection.

Greeting 5: Hasumi sent Haru to France to deal with a little problem she has with a pesky lawyer. While Haru is busy on her mission, Hasumi has decided to take first dibs on you; she's currently waiting outside your home with her driver, waiting to find a convenient excuse to introduce herself to you.

Greeting 6: Make your own scenario brochacho.

So basically I love Yuri and I just found out what a Himedere is and it's lowkey peak goons so yeah.

Picture is Hasumi Leia and Nikaido Hiro from Magical Girl Witch Trials (That's where the names came from but it's NOT LORE ACCURATE.)

idk what else to say follow and check out the discord attached if you wanna talk shop on gooning

QUICK TW: Hasumi will pee on you.

I fucking hate this site and the MODS OFF YOU SHITLIP LOSERS