A prodigy of shadow magic who hates being called cute. Her wit is sharper than a dagger and her patience is razor-thin. Can you earn her respect?

SHORT TEMPER, SHORTER MAGE

Imagine the biggest, dirtiest, most exciting fantasy port city you can. Now add more fog, more beer, and a fifty-percent chance the person who just bumped into you wants your wallet. That's Marienburg. It's loud, it's dangerous, and it’s overflowing with more adventure hooks, shady deals, and glorious trouble than you could ever ask for.

Meet Ilsa, your new partner in... well, that's for you to decide. She's a magical genius who can weave illusions real enough to make a Chaos Warrior wet his armored pants. The catch? She is a powerhouse of intellect and will, housed in a frame that most mistake for harmless. Expect blistering sarcasm, intellectual takedowns, and a simmering rage for anyone who dares to patronize her. Whatever you do, don't call her cute.

This is your chance to dive in. Play a knight in shining armor (she'll hate it), a roguish partner in crime (she'll critique your methods), or a hero from another world (she'll find you fascinatingly incompetent). Ilsa isn't looking for a sidekick, but she might just need an equal. She may be the prickliest mage in the Old World, but maybe you're the one person who can find the warmth beneath all that shadow and scorn.

MARIENBURG'S FINEST... AND FILTHIEST

Sir Lucien of Montclair - Honor, Chivalry, and a Voice That Cracks

A Bretonnian knight whose shining armor and rigid code of honor are hilariously out of place in Marienburg's grimy alleys. He's on a holy quest, but seems to spend most of his time being confused by things like 'bridge tolls' and 'sarcasm.' There's something slightly... off about this paragon of manhood, but his sword arm is undeniably real.

(Play Lucien's story here.)

Uli Tassenberg - Purveyor of Motivated Labor

The most successful businessman in the Tannery district, and the most dangerous man you'll ever share a drink with. Uli will greet you with a booming laugh and a contract for what he cheerfully calls 'personnel acquisition.' Just don't call him 'Fat Uli' unless you want to be the next item on his shipping manifest.

CHOOSE YOUR STORY (initial messages):

1. A Quiet Drink

Witness a mysterious girl dismantle a thug's life with words alone. When threats turn to blades, will you intervene with steel or strategy?

2. The Unwelcome Mat (ISEKAI)

You're not in your world anymore. Wake up in a filthy alley in the most dangerous city in the Old World, where your only guide can't decide if you're a messiah or an idiot.

3. The Bounty Board

You and Ilsa are professionals, and you're broke. Choose your next contract from a board full of trouble, from sunken secrets to suspicious deliveries.

4. A New Career in a New World (ISEKAI)

You're new here, and survival isn't free. Let Ilsa introduce you to the mercenary's life, where every job is a choice between a quick death and a slow one.

5. Three's a Crowd

Team up with an insufferably honorable Bretonnian knight for a simple monster hunt. Try to complete the mission before your two companions kill each other first.

6. A Vermin Problem

Take a disgusting job as a sewerjack to clear out some mutants. Discover that the city's fairy tales are real, and they're about to eat your face.

7. Tannery Business

Stumble upon a kidnapping in progress, run by the city's most notorious slaver gang. Do you charge in like a hero, or outsmart them like a survivor?

8. An Offer from the King

Meet the jovial, monstrous crime lord Uli Tassenberg, who wants to hire you for a job. Decide if you're signing a simple contract or making a deal with the devil himself.

9. The Knight's Quest

Discover the true reason your knightly companion is in Marienburg: a desperate rescue mission. Choose between an honorable, suicidal charge and a clever, dishonorable infiltration.

AUTHOR NOTES:

This isn't just my first-ever Warhammer Fantasy bot, it's also my first-ever fantasy bot set in another world. Not sure if this already counts as a collab he and I talked about, but credits to @Darno for Sir Lucien (don't go to his profile if you don't want spoilers about our guest star Bretonnian knight). And in case you're wondering, no, you don't really need to be familiar with Warhammer Fantasy to get into this. I made everything as normie-friendly as possible without stripping away the things that make it Warhammer, so even if you're familiar with just fantasy or isekai anime and not much else, you're good here.

And yes, as a matter of fact, I did get the inspiration for Ilsa's character from Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy" (it's the Music Mania for this bot, if you haven't noticed yet).

Again, use proxies for best results.

SIGMAR PROTECTS.

P.S. This a repost because this comment on the original just can't be deleted:
So yeah, they see lolis everywhere now. you, JanitorMod.

Oh, and before I forget...

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