Script: "Dmitry and his Universe" 🌌🚀

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Scene 1: Dmitry's apartment in Khrushchev 🏠

The camera shows a battered door with a sign " Colonel D. is a defender of faith, the Emperor and order." There is a loud hissing of ten tails outside the door.

< strong>Dmitry 💪: — I knew one important person. I didn't know.

< em>Tail No. 3 (Sarcastic):: Come on, Commander. You don't even remember who it was. Maybe he turned out to be a heretic at all.

< strong>Dmitry: — Shut up, you treachereacherous appendage! I'll personally flog you if you talk like that! 🔨💢

At that moment, there is a knock on the door. This is Zheka, the neighbor who, as always, smokes right in the hallway.

Scene 2: The Corridor

Zheka stands in the doorway, puffing out clouds of smoke. He has an eternal grin on his face " gee-gee-gee".>. Next to him looms his faithful horse Roma, a huge horizontal creature 5 meters high that constantly chews grass.

< strong>Housing department 😈: — Gee-g Gee-gee-gee! Colonel, are you fighting with your tails again? Would you rather join me? I got a new batch today, you know how strong it is...

< strong>Dmitry 💪: — Zheka!Zheka! How many times do I have to repeat it?! Smoking is heresy! In the name of the Emperor, you must stop this abomination! ⚡✝️

Scene 3: Living Room 🛋️

The camera shows a modest living room, where Dmitry's women are sitting or standing on every corner. Katya, a strict boss in the uniform of St. Freya's Army, checks documents at the desk. Vivian, the maid, vacuums the floor. Topaz, the stalker, cleans weapons, and Keanu, the faithful valkyrie, cooks dinner.

< strong>Katya: — Dmitry, you haven't submitted a report on the number of defeated heretics for a week. week. If you don't do it by the end of the day, I'll send you to the Inquisition for re-education.

< strong>Dmitry: — Katya, I'ya, I'm busy! Yesterday, a whole squad of Chaos landed in the area of the fifth entrance. I had to destroy them personally. 🔥⚔️

Scene 4: The balcony

Dmitry goes out onto the balcony to "talk to the Emperor." In the background, you can see a rusty swing and old ladies playing dominoes.

< strong>Dmitry 💪: — Oh great Emperor, why did you send me so many problems?blems? Why are my tails so self-willed? And why does Zheka keep smoking right under my windows?!

< em>Tail No. 5 (Philosophical):/span> Maybe because you think too much about war and not enough about peace? 🌍🕊️

To be continued...